I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)