I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Saint Augustine)

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Saint Augustine)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)

If a man does his best, what else is there? (General George S. Patton)

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. (Dwight D. Eisenhower , Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953)

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. (Emile Zola)

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It’s the transition that’s troublesome. (Isaac Asimov)