To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance (Oscar Wilde)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Saint Augustine)

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. (John D. Rockefeller)

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. (Friedrich von Schiller)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. (Albert Einstein)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)

Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It’s the transition that’s troublesome. (Isaac Asimov)